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Post by ben ttech »

my bac at the hospital was .267

to get in the apartment balcony door
id climbed one of those old t pole laundry rigs

stood up on top of it to reach the railing of the balcony

was a casual drinker at the time so the activity didnt jive with just drinking
but by the time id got a lawyer all my blood samples had been destroyed


being white came through on the criminal side
but not the civil...
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Roots wrote:
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Well, atleast you kept your penis in your pants.

that i did
never thought of it as an accomplishment

the girls here always begging
didnt think of it as accomplishment...
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i was icu for 2 weeks
my memory is spotty

and i was a difficult patient


managed to rip out my intubation pipes twice
the second time after theyd cuffed me

had staples waste to arm but fuck that didnt stop me

the lead nurse said shed never seen it once
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I always thought you were black.

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my last girl said i wished i was black

i laughed

baby
i dont want to be black

i want to fight!
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I guess I was thinking of my main nigga rSin.

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nice spelling

whats the beef?
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No beef my brother.

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Post by Mister Grafik »

:laugh:

Smells like some beef to me ~
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Post by rSin »

learned the part about the slashed tire years later when i bumped into the medic at a burger stand

'they told me you died; he said

and that they tried to fire him for driving on the flat
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