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ok sorry to interrupt this broadcast but this is an emergency!

PLEASE!

PLEASE!

DO NOT BURN ANY MORE KORANS.

We need toilet paper desperately in the Mobi Desert.

We have no trees.. sobs i'm begging.. sob.. We have no bushes.. no leaves . just.. .. sand.

And very little water.

We are desperate for toilet paper. We beg you be merciful as your god allows you to be. Send us your korans.

and some of those moist alcohol towlettes from McDonalds so we can kill the germs on our hands.

oh and absolutely no writing secrete messages in korans. once secrete messages are written into the koran it violates the koran and is no longer any use for toilet paper.
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this is twisted on two many levels to count,

R legislator tells a story he thinks will be a tear jerker. goes home, lounges in front of his GIANT tv, as he calls its " im rich" then is put off cuz his wife says no sex for you if you vote for the state rape bill

he thinks this is funny...
sicko fuck

Virginia Republican Jokes that His Wife Refused to Have Sex With Him After He Pushed the State-Rape Bill
This video of Virginia state rep. Dave Albo joking about how his wife refused his overtures after seeing the contentious debate over that trans-vaginal ultrasound bill would be funny, except for the fact that it's kind of sick how light-hearted these conservative men are when discussing their efforts to punish and humiliate women seeking abortions in their state.



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BBC Defends Decision to Censor the Word "Palestine"

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Hell I was gonna pour some darn hot chilli sauce right all over this koran I have here.......... even in the centre page :howyoudoin:

see what happens now eh :fubird:

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the leather bind aint taking it well....... :cool:

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man in a funny beard at the door waving a book at me :razz:

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Its got to be pork CHILI bud if your using beef you have no protection against them. Your not safe.

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!
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to many cases today to pick one,
better just get to the root they all share


"Religion is the brainchild of fear, and fear is the parent of cruelty. The greatest evils inflicted on humankind are perpetrated not by pleasure-seekers, self-seeking opportunists, or those who are merely amoral, but by fervent devotees of religion." Emmanuel Kofi Mensah

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." Blaise Pascal

"As editor of the largest newspaper in West Virginia, I scan hundreds of reports daily . . . and I am amazed by the frequency with which religion causes people to kill each other. It is a nearly universal pattern, undercutting the common assumption that religion makes people kind and tolerant." James Haught

"When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say, really? Well besides wars, the Crusades, the Inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic cleansing, the suppression of women, the suppression of homosexuals, fatwas, honor killings, suicide bombings, arranged marriages to minors, human sacrifice, burning witches, and systematic sex with children, I have a few little quibbles. And I forgot blowing up girl schools in Afghanistan." Bill Maher

"The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn’t worth a damn." Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

"The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum." Havelock Ellis
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and I am amazed by the frequency with which religion causes people to kill each other.
Jes for the nitpicking record. Religion is the rationalization used to kill, not the cause. imo

Synchronicity .. I’m listening to Billy idiol’s “Wasteland”

I'm outta the wasteland
I'm into this head man
I'm outta the wasteland
No religion, no religion at all

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a good nit pic!

religion fucks em in the head,
then pushes em right up to the brink

funny they always pick a brink
where the fall into violence

happens to coincide with the money'd interests of the power brokers
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