How To Pass Drug Tests

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this should be a stickie...
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it's been a stickie in my signature forever
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Drug tests only catch pot heads; complete waste of money, time, and opportunity.
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I've also heard many tales about people switching from marijuana to hard drugs such as heroin, because they know that they'll be able pass the drug tests after a few days, instead of testing dirty for weeks or months like after using cannabis.
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A couple of years ago, I took a DOT random, utilizing the QF, as I had done for the better part of the last decade. Passed with flying colors. Two weeks later, took a Pre-employment DOT same as always ...QF....only this time, they flagged it? Said that they cancelled the test. They said it's not a fail, just not gonna test it?

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Some of these HMOs are getting up to being over zealous BEWARE!.... :fubird: :loony: :mad:

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that's awful news, but thanks for bringing it to my attention.
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Munchy you're welcome. It's my honor to expose the latest attempts of the piss Nazis, who are ever trying to ruin good folks lives.
Thank goodness I found this out before it could cost me.

Soooo... substitution is still viable, more involved but possible to use the real deal. One could save the old used QF bottle & temp strip and have clean frozen piss on hand. You can order it online & I've been impressed with the dehydrated powdered urine (just add water)...Cheers everybody! :toker1: :bonghitter:

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So, I'm going on week 8 of abstinence because I need a job & after a couple of years of multiple daily usage, I'm still not able to get better than an extremely faint ghost line on the home tests. I'm middle aged, naturally lean, not fat but with a extra 20+ pounds added on.

So, I got the exact urine health strips that the fucker in the video used in order to do my own tests with potential products vs actual piss. Unfortunately, I didn't have any extra QF samples to try, however the powered dehydrated urine was exactly the same across the board as actual piss. Also, frozen clean piss can be thawed out and undetectable too. From what I've read online, some synthetic urine brands have a preservative that the labs have learned to look for. Also, it seems that the better labs may simply shake the sample & then if it doesn't fizz they give it the sniff test. QF doesn't foam or smell. A dead give a way. Substitute real pee or use the powered and you don't have that problem. There may be synthetic brands that can do all that too unfortunately I can't vouch for them at this time. Peace! :winky:

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have you tried testing yourself when using the dilution method covered in my post here, and also taking this part into consideration?
"While exercising will clean THC metabolites from the system at a faster rate, lowering the detection period, it is important to stop burning those fat cells near test time, because the exercise actually increases the amount of THC metabolites in the urine, so you must quit exercising about a week before the test... then be lazy, and eat big and pack on some fresh, clean fat cells on top of the remaining older ones."
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