my penis fell off into the toilet
I got mad at evryone saying that since everyone else except them is stupid that I broke up with my girlfriend
and decide to shave my pubic regions
with shaving cream
so then, I know now not to use a barbers razor.
But thats already sliced turkey!
Any way, Since I'm dumb and only have a couple posts. I thought I'd ask for your advice.
I tried just sticking it on first by spitting on the bottom of it .... wouldn't stay... Slid off and fell on the floor and got dirty so I washed it off with cold water.
Elmers glue did'n't work either. Not only did it take forever to dry but but it was slimey and gooey.
It held for a few seconds then gloppingly slipped off.
yes, don't think about it.
I tried duct tape but that doesn't stop any leaks while peeing. If I should be classified into the stupidity column... I'm .. well.. Where's the stupidity column again?
I just want my appendage back
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barbers razors ARENT barbers razors until their clamped in a shaver with those slim wire blade guards.
WHAT the FUCK were YOU thinking???
WHAT the FUCK were YOU thinking???
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Getting your balls caught on the toilet is true pain, getting old sucks…..now I hold my balls every time I sit down.
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1 super glue
2 stapler and flex seal
3 barge cement
4 some bamboo and grafting wax
5 two clamp on brass fittings that screw together
that's just off the top of my head. 1 of them will work..
2 stapler and flex seal
3 barge cement
4 some bamboo and grafting wax
5 two clamp on brass fittings that screw together
that's just off the top of my head. 1 of them will work..
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