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Dudley Doolittle up in here roller lol

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I'm sorry, this is for Pom.

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roller24 wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:16 am
4 times?
lol
Four kids, four times having sex, roller. Or do you not practice what you preach ? :innocent:
roller24 wrote:
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4 times?
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Man, roller's only had sex FOUR TIMES in his life!

Does anyone else remember when he posted a pic of his schlong on the internet asking for sex? I do!

Remember that, roller? :yellowboobs:
That wasn't done asking for sex. so your memory is fading.
x3n0 and I were having fun with Salts, she wanted to see who had the most massive cock.
Oh, I distinctly remember you posting a photo with a caption saying "This is an unsolicited request for sex".

I don't remember seeing 3PO's dick. I do remember seeing Saltwater Girl's tits (nice!). I might even have a photo of her on my computer somewhere (I'm not a stalker, lol!).

Sorry roller, I didn't keep a photo of your dick. Maybe Munchy did, because he keeps everything. But I wouldn't blame him if he didn't.

It was a decent dick – if it was yours - so bit of a shame to waste it on all that Catholic self-flagellation and shit.
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roller24 wrote:
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That's a strawman. Nobody said " fucking causes extinction"...
You clearly said just that
they'll just keep mindlessly procreating like jack rabbits...
and become extinct.
Here's an interesting fact, roller: 99% of all animals that have gone extinct were still trying to have sex when they died out.

It wasn't the lack of sex drive that sent them extinct.
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Just what the world needs: more fugly, stupid people who can't afford to feed their kids. And we're supposed to feel sorry for them?
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What the fuck, Salts never showed me her tits and I know she liked me more than all you clowns.

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She loved me more mate! She actually sent me a topless photo of herself at the beach but with the best bits covered up. But I'd already seen the original image she posted earlier. Can't remember what prompted the original topless photo, but here's the censored one to preserve her modesty.
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The black circle is my censorship, the white bit was hers. She's a top chick, and I wouldn't want to embarrass her like I do you guys :toker1:

Plus, I never kept the uncensored version out of respect (just in case she's reading this - who knows?).

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Solid Gold Butt Plug wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:55 am
I remember when PoM made me an Admin of ICmag for a few days….good times!

I also remember when I got Munchy with a disguised kill me link at OG….LOL…They (TOG) said I took out 300 accounts with that link.
Haha! I was just looking through my old Yahoo account when I found this email from Gad. What a time-machine that Yahoo account is. Roller's in it from waaaaaaay back in 2003!
Hey Prawn,

Well, I guess you've seen the shitfest that's taken place in the
tank... I haven't spoken to Roller yet as I'm not exactly sure what
his take on all this is going to be. Sorry 'bout the hoser account, I
click on one of those damn delete account links and was gone before I
knew it.
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That’s Salts sister, salts is a big girl.

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